I have honestly learned more about the reproductive system from you than the public school system I went through.

I feel so incredibly lied to by all the sex educators from my youth. And I want a refund for all those apparently unnecessary condoms used in all night bang-a-thons!

But it didn’t say “with the same partner”! Having sex multiple times a day with a different sperm dumper each time WOULD increase the odds of pregnancy!

Whenever Debbie Gibson is mentioned, I immediately think of this.

That is not what joits look like. It is, however, exactly what burned down cigarettes look like.

I feel ya. I’ve been here since 2007 and have never gotten a star or followed or anything. I’ve more or less come to terms with it, but it’s still annoying.

I am so confused. This is probably a good thing; I don’t want to be on the same wavelength as that rotting jack-o-lantern that was forgotten about until it gained sentience several months after Halloween.

Right?!? The egg, avocado and almonds add (good, healthy) fat, but 99g? If it came with a whole egg, whole avocado and an entire cup of almonds that would still only be 70g. How much dressing is that swimming in? And what is it made out of?

Steak fries are actually perfect in salads. They hold up to the moisture of vegetables and dressing, AND taste delicious with ranch!

Torrents.

Ony screen it says 8:25am! I’m on the west coast, and guessing she must be too?

The dog is the icing on that show’s cake.

Yes! It’s one of the few DVDs I still have, and watch at least once every December.

It is by far the best Christmas movie EVER.

Congratulations! You are incredible, for real. You are doing what feels impossible.

My nephew is one of the school districts where this is being rolled out, and he is one of many kids who will be attending. There are a whole lot of non-religious families in the area who are stoked on having a science-based after school program to send their kids to.

Oprah and McDonald’s have both had legal problems involving beef, so I agree.

YES PLEASE!

It’s that time of year that my garden is producing giant summer squash that I don’t see until they have become monsters. This means stuffed zucchini for dinner (thanks, 1979's!): Mix quinoa/rice/couscous/whatever with appropriate beans, seasoning, sauteed onions and garlic, cheese, maybe some sauce and meat/fake meat,…

I my stormcloud hued wardrobe is any indication, there is no such thing as too many grey (or black) shirts.