David Tracy amalgamated quotes post:

Ignore that timing belt, and you will lose that car.

We should just be able to send IMs to peoples’ license plate numbers that show up on their infotainment screen. All hands free of course, to enable the use of the bird as a back up.

When I hear you are going to destroy the car, I immediately worry for your safety. Please don’t endanger yourself for this future video.

My dad had a Chevette for a very brief stretch in the early ‘90s. Or maybe it was the late ‘80s. The car screamed early ‘90s or late ‘80s.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

Much better than most of the garbage posts on this blog. Thanks, David.

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Shoot for the moon today. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the Starions.

It looks like a car being sucked into a black hole. That’s all I can see.

Pirelli Jelly.

Once you put a coffee can on the exhaust, too, prepare to see some serious shit.

I think trilogies work best, let’s have three trilogies please

That’s lame.

I’m imagining an action film where some smartass “hacker” (aka a young person who just has basic computer knowledge) ends up winning this car, and then is on the hook for the 150k, from the mob or something. Ten years ago it would have been “escape the mob” but now the action plot is “assemble a motley crew of…

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?