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Four figures all day long. Always Alfa

He Patrick George’d it right up.

Clown? Dude, that’s obviously a very happy bear.

Half of Ohio has been brought in for questioning.

Authorities in Boardman, Ohio, said last October the suspect’s a white man in his 50s or 60s, heavy-set, balding, and bespectacled. At one point, he drove an early 2000s blue Dodge Grand Caravan.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

Emancipation Citation

Should’ve spent that extra $1000 for the same-colored parts car.

Option 4: make it look even more Japanese by installing some fender mirrors.

The Baja 1000 Broke Us

The tiny racing truck tore back off into the night, and we were left looking at each other. Jams and Boothe had

Payload ratings are not based on the calculation: stated payload + 1kg = snapped chassis. They are based on 1) reasonable braking distance with max payload. 2) Anticipated expectations of end user.

Was running when parked. No lowballers. I know what I got.

“I made a terrible decision”

Hmmm... Let me run that through the Jalopnik article accuracy verification system.

Jeep in article name.

Author David Tracy.

Yep, it checks out.

Teal is one of the few colors that is bright and cheerful but calming at the same time. Stare into the blue-green

This dude made it to 29 before ending up on the front page of Jalopnik? I’m going to have to take the over in the “Ram 3500 Laramie Longhorn Davis” pool.

Reading through this, all I could think was “now I want an Energy Polarizer”

Can you really get a closer shave with less irritation using the front grille?

How many krill can it consume in 1 hour?