Username and avatar checks out.

Here you are, ready to attack the workday in your Mercedes-Benz SLC! Look at you go! Reach for the stars and make your dreams come true.

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

It’s a Chechen wedding. Car closest to the bride and groom is considered the best or some shit. It’s their tradition, they always do it.

There’s something very neat about seeing one of the most bonkers car designs ever, painted beige

I imagine this is what happened in the car:

I love wipes! And wiping!

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

(sigh)

Footage of the pilot trying to leave the scene:

The owner’s son will take over team operations.