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Actually, Joan of Arc was accused of both heresy and crossdressing — mainly because she wore men’s clothes in prison to avoid getting raped. So, um, yeah, she totally fits in with this song.

Well, I for one am pleased to see SNL take a stand against predatory men, just as they have done in the past by not inviting serial sexual predators like Donald Trump, Kevin Spacey and Al Franken onto the show. I also hear that executive producer Lorne Michaels has got a great reputation when it comes to respecting

You’re an odd man, but you steam a good ham.

Cromulent paint job.

I really hope the mysterious E-Bay purchaser was actually the Wu Tang Clan. That way they would have just taken $1 million from that douchebag.

Umm....no, the audience was/is primarily college-educated folks (ex, older professors) in the midwest who use NPR as their only escape from the neverending storm of Fox news, Charlie Sykes, etcetcetc in the area. Practically everyone I knew from the college community grew up with it, and practically every Republican

The Humpty Dance, with its weird self-deprecating humor, is clearly meant as a parody of the boastful songs that dominated early hip-hop. Because it satirizes and undercuts rap machismo, it’s at least partially amenable to a woke reading in that all those other men singing about their sexual conquests are subjected to

He wouldn’t be welcome in town where the men are good-looking.

Too much Iron Maiden in your diet could result in Megadeth.

I’ve been told gargling battery acid is a mistake. Hey Morrissey, prove Big Science wrong!

Yeah, Butch Vig and Shirly Manson are a couple nobodies who’ve never done anything in music. Fuck those pissants, I seriously doubt anyone’s ever heard any music THEY put out.

Black Cabbage is rich in Iron Maiden.

He’s a hot mess.

His Brexit praise was exceptionally stupid. He praised the British people for not listening to experts (who said that Brexit is a horrible idea) and instead to their gut/lizard racist brain.

From the previous AV Club article, ‘[...] he was very happy with the fact that people voted for something that they had been

I’d give this verdict three gavels from A Few Good Men.

A Gregghead, I guess?

He’s funny. Humor is it’s own point.

Tim should be a free man! This was all the doing of the so-called Dr. San!

And then turn down the heat and let roast at 400 degrees
basting every 20 mins.

The real nightmare would be trying to cook that thing so that everything is done at the same time.