Perhaps the gentleman meant to say“manages to come off as less *syphilitic* than Artie Lange”, despite the fact that both are probably champs when it comes to being riddled with venereal disease.

That cover art is the shit but what’s with the regular adult-sized hands?

I knew with a name like “HockeyMikeOnTheGo” that anything you’d say would be FASCINATING.

Is it just me or has Kinja ruined our community? Haven’t been back much since the conversion but JESUS CHRIST. Also, the fact that Jerri Blank shops at the Comfort Zone will never be not funny to me...

Liked for "top notch package."

Not sure this is totally germane but I saw Death to Smoochy on it's opening night. During the previews, someone opens the theatre door just enough to yell in a booming voice: "WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING DEATH TO SMOOCHY?"

Yes, I don't recall Betty requiring a lubricant for when she's "doing it doggy style and the dog starts to chafe."