He gets to suck Celine Dion’s dick.

Uh, ok.

Megatron retired because of Stafford

Not a Paul fan, but come on Kyrie? He's practically a she.

Michael Jordan killed his father and Stern sent him to AAA baseball for two years. Obvi

Hi Ms. Scocca

Counterpoint- Reche dickhead hands Caldwell

Stupid

No

Just cancel the seasons altogether, would that make you happy? Less sports, less sports, less sports! Fuck off with this

Why? People bet on D3 basketball?

A lot of pretty smart people are saying that Kaun also plowed Lebron’s mom, I mean I don’t know, but its what a lot of people think. And they’re the best people, really in the know, and they tell me Kaun banged Lebron’s mom.

15%, which is faaaiirrrr

Thank fuck this was announced before my fantasy draft.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

This is sadly spot on. Fuck us.

Eh, fuck you friend

No, Cunt punt

Or OJ Mayo