This isn't true

Completely unrealistic, how are the Browns wining twice in the same season?

Guy likes touching dicks, so what. Who are you Omar Mateen?

So......

On the other hand, I already got this neat “Lifetime” tattoo so never mind I’m good in here.

You dickhead

Better than Mexico City getting their team.

Too long

Holy shit the Hurricanes are moving to Vegas? Thanks, I’ll spread the word.

winner

No deal

shut up

I reflexively said that out loud, in his voice, and got some stares. Nice.

250? Is that left or right half?

and is apparently DTF

No. Fuck you

Announced was on point with the safety safari and Sunoco vision branding, way to be dood.

Shut the fuck up

Troy O’Leary is currently chairguy if the some guy contingent. Matt Stairs is chair-elect.

Well for a Norwegian he's tall, but joke doesn't work for most.