Deadspin? What the fuck are you talking about?

Which particular team am I arguing for?

Bro, bro, bro your boat;

Top notch counter point

You've added a lot to the conversation.

Again? They really have to watch where they park those jets, they jump out right at you.

because Ming was taken

You posted a video. Congratulations for this high water mark in your life.

I hope that one of these notifications is someone saying “Hey, Jeffrey you punched a woman in the face. Shut the fuck up for awhile. And don’t punch women in the face.”

As bad as it is, there is no way he wrote that. Thanks coach/ agent/ pastor whatever adult was able to string together those mostly properly spelled words.

Why not?

trade them for 1 first and 2 seconds in the 2021 draft?

“Meh”

Idea +

Two Hunt For Red October jokes for the price of one. Thank you for providing me such value.

first part- 100%. Crazy shit part- 100%

why should they eat better than the rest of NK?

Do you even axis of evil bro?

Guessing you like a good “that doesn’t go there” joke too?

fucking thank you