Again? They really have to watch where they park those jets, they jump out right at you.

because Ming was taken

You posted a video. Congratulations for this high water mark in your life.

I hope that one of these notifications is someone saying “Hey, Jeffrey you punched a woman in the face. Shut the fuck up for awhile. And don’t punch women in the face.”

As bad as it is, there is no way he wrote that. Thanks coach/ agent/ pastor whatever adult was able to string together those mostly properly spelled words.

Why not?

trade them for 1 first and 2 seconds in the 2021 draft?

“Meh”

Idea +

Two Hunt For Red October jokes for the price of one. Thank you for providing me such value.

first part- 100%. Crazy shit part- 100%

why should they eat better than the rest of NK?

Do you even axis of evil bro?

Guessing you like a good “that doesn’t go there” joke too?

fucking thank you

Yeah and hopefully we get the sub so we can reverse engineer that shit for a Disney World ride.

fuck them, hope they smashed into a mermaid who sent them careening into an octopuses cunt who then stuffs them, with a wedgy of course, into Davey Jones locker. But in seriousness, respects to the mariners.

psst, that was a part of the perhaps not ideally executed joke. They’re is you’re explanation. Again, poorly executed grammar satire. And there, incorrect use of the word satire, so ironic!

It offends me that people don’t think northerners cannot be racists. You can simply not make blanket statements about groups of people like that, you, you, geographist. Latatudinist?

She told me she stayed after practice for extra fitness. Damnit