That cup looks disposable, which makes this even better..

I’m not a violent person, but I really just want to shake the shit out of one of them until they tell me what am I missing. Is this some huge elaborate Punk’d episode on me?

are those stink lines coming off it?

I would say this level of pandering to the idiot lower middle class is transparent, but they are buying it. They are actually fucking buying it.

You are actually a strong candidate, but nobody knows who the fuck you are. This is what you come up with to solve that? This is the exact opposite of what he needed.

careful

Physical therapy? Maybe missed a wake up call here?

prepping for ej manuel to start this weekend

Both fans were thrilled.

Yeah kinda, but the south does generally suck pretty bad

“Oh, I should go sit over there because I have no shot? OK, thanks.”

would make a good “is that a dick” post

With your beady little eyes and flapping heads

Only way he could have topped that bat flip- do it nekid

The victim, a so-far-unidentified white male

comment was on the beer...

yup

These fucking uniforms