Listen, his parents fucked him long before they took his money. They named him JACK JOHNSON (vigorously makes wanking motion)

“If you shot the guy, you must fry”

Is Belichek a new street word for PCP?

So the Lloyd murder was in June, as was the Bradley shooting. The 2012 double homicide was in July.

‘Tony C doesn’t get hit in the face, Sox have two more rings.

"Good line bro, cool if I use that?"- R. Gronkowski

#fakefuedtruther

Finally, an opportunity to find a stranger in the Alps.

only a matter of time until he is a Celtic

So, wouldn't this make the music sound like muffled crap?

lol

To lazy to Google it, but isn't the owner facing a bunch of prison time? Wasn't he found guilty? That would be interesting if he could get "Jinxed."

not impressed

It has come to my attention that this joke works with any name, the unique occurrence of having the last name "Fuck" is wasted in the above attempt at humor. Please feel free to insert any name into the line and use at will.

Fuck nails a three! (she looked more like a 9 at last call, but hey he got laid)

And from what I understand, he doesn't take well to that. The more I learn about the story, he just may have committed a crime.

See, this I like.

After Emmitt Smith explained it to him

No way these guys don't rhyme when the talk to each other.