Green? Sounds Jewish, its cool.

Dats Racess

Rather they focus on keeping the plane in the air.

Nobody in America cares. Except the hipsters, but they're ready to move on soon.

Like a bizarro Troy Brown.

The NFL may have a "fuck women" attitude, but you're not supposed to actually do it.

Is Magic?

You must be fun at parties.

Yeah fuck you , Riley Cooper is our guy

That's the exact look Fisher has on his face. "Well I guess I didn't explicitly say don't put you pads on, but fuck me Winston you have to be kidding...."

from can't miss to can't get right.....

"kill over 100,000 deaths a year"

It appears that these great parents of yours skipped over the part about presenting yourself with decent grammar and sentence structure. Wow.

Agreed on the fuck AP part, differ on the American Ninja Warrior part. We blindly chose to love the images of our heroes on TV, yourself the Vikings and myself a certain 2001, 2003 and 2004 Super Bowl champion team. We allow our kids to believe they are heros because that is how they are presented. It always…

Respect

Agreed, but needed one so was flexible...

I'm sorry you exist.

Stats?

Gotta add a white guy before the Gawker readers flip out- um Bobby Kennedy had like 10 or 11. Let's throw him in there posthumously.

Antonio Cromaetie, Sean Kemp, Travis Henry and Adrian Peterson walk into a bar...... Because they weren't with their kids.