Including the ones that end with:

Maybe this was the person that Project Walk promised us with that failed exoskeleton demonstration. Original intent of their design:

Salisbury's agent writes a hell of an email. No way Sean wrote that, I've met him a few times through mutual acquaintances and he is an absolute moron.

Are we all going to just ignore that a guy named Mike Fux was in the mattress business?

Stars and Bars, Murica

"both men remained on the field for some time"

This makes us SADD

We should all be so lucky to have dead fathers? You dick.

Especially since Thornton is not longer with the Bruins.

Singing equivalent of flopping.

Are the Euros that wear MLB and NBA gear as obnoxious as the Americans that wear Euro soccer team gear? Its as if they feel that liking a sports team not from your country is a higher calling.

gross

Andre Ware is on line 2 for you, sounds upset.

At least we know what Joey Harrington is up to the.... Oh, I see. You're stealing our responses and putting them in the article now?

they're

Ref- Male or Female?

The system was actually kind of a disappointment considering what was originally in the scope of this project. And considering there are much more functional devices already on the market we could have expected more out of an experimental device.

Odd they showed an experimental device that didn't work that well when you can actually by a functional ReWalk now. Good for that kid though.

Nobel Prize for Pranks, 2014