You are just talking straight nonsense right now.

Hey, look ... it’s Tomato Face’s new burner account.

Seconding what salmon says.  You’re the fucking worst.

RDJ was basically a drug addict for longer than Demi Lovato’s been alive and you’re calling HER a “generic drug addict”?

Right on. Also I doubt RDJ is as flippant about his own past addiction. 

forcing a child to be an entertainer should be illegal. if Demi hadn’t done Barney & Friends at age 10 she would probably be an accountant living in Albuquerque who drinks one glass of chardonnay on Fridays with her girlfriends at happy hour.

I have one son and two girls. He’s only 8, but I have already pointed out to him that most girls will have a harder go of life, just because they’re girls. Here’s hoping he’s the next step up from where I came from.

I just had a discussion with a co-worker, regarding this video. What struck me, for different reasons than one might suspect, is the erroneous discussion on rape. A man might appear and drag you into the bushes. It’s typically a false assumption, but it’s instilled as a fear in girls.

He can go ahead and be as crazy as he wants, I’ll give up their caffeine eye treatment and hyaluronic acid over my dead body

In fairness, he is a horror writer, so it makes sense he’d write about terrible things.

It’s possible to be two things at once, one negative, one positive.

The acne cleared up, which for those of us who suffered that plague, is a true miracle and something to celebrate.

actually, the grossest thing is when other people judge or try to define how others grieve a lost loved one.

He is a man.

There was a good book about this by John Sedgwick. He did a year of research into the lives of staggeringly rich kids and the adults they turn into, and he concluded that being really rich and famous doesn’t make you better or worse than you would otherwise be: it just makes you MORE of what you would be if you were…

That story is pretty much an object lesson on why marriage equality is essential.

What with The Handmaid’s Tale, American Gods and the upcoming return ofTwin Peaks, I don’t have any time for OITNB. Maybe by the time Netflix releases it, I’ll have a spot in the rotation.

WHAT?

Tupid.

That’s how I want to slap Trump’s voters every fucking day of their lives. At a different time each day so they never know when it’s coming.