Jezebel book club pls

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

Yes, you should go fuck yourself.

Actually, the best way to turn a normal teenager who sometimes smokes weed into a criminal is putting them in jail. Your education gets disrupted, you have troubles finding a job with your record after and you meet lots of real criminals in jail. Jail basically is crime school.

Oh my God.

The higher the bangs, the closer to God.

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

I’ve done A LOT of pumping in my time. No way is this lady pumping and driving unless she curated some magical rich person pump.

I can never picture muarizio or whatever his name is without picturing Jesus from Big Lebowski. Seriously it makes watching housewives much more unintentionally hilarious than it should be

Damn, this was the wrong post to read with 2 hours left in the workday and deadlines to meet. This is a great article and dovetails into so many other larger topics about the blurry line between re-appropriation vs. homage vs. outright "biting" in rap.

I am 100% against the death penalty in any and all cases. That said, the idea that beheading is "barbaric" is just western racism.

Even I'm kind of amazed, not gonna lie.

Team Cat Headquarters here;

I confess; I only wrote this to get XO's response.

"Close-knit communities" are double-edged— they're only a good thing when they're NOT ostracizing someone and hounding them to death and making their lives miserable for being different, being the victim of an embarrassing crime, or generally stepping outside their tiny little boundaries.

I'm about to release an article on it now, actually.

As fucked up as raping a woman is, raping a small child is even more fucked up. Crosby is being accused of being a rapist, not a pedophile. He's already terrible, we don't need to make him worse than he is.