Ditto, Paradise is entertaining from the beginning until the end, while Rocky fizzles out halfway through the movie when Brad and Janet are sent to bed.

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

Just one of the greatest Movies. My parents loved this movie and had the vinyl soundtrack, I remember ten years ago they did a screening of this film in Santa Monica and was able to take my mom to have her record signed by Paul Williams.

Didn’t he lean pretty heavily on his supposed direct experience of combat during his confirmation hearing? Something like “As someone who has seen the horror of war, I see armed conflict as a last resort?”

“Mr. Engler then looked directly at me... ‘well give me a number.’”

It’s been a truly uplifting experience to participate in the boycott of the LA Weekly and put these guys on their heels for the last several months. They’ve only continued to strengthen our stance with their bumblefuck articles this whole week — the only stuff on their News page this whole week aside from a piece on…

How much do you think alt-weekly journalism pays?

Don’t fire unless fired upon. You discharge your weapon towards someone that turns out to be unarmed, you get fired and prosecuted. You don’t like it, don’t become a cop.

Greeting your surgeon with “Fuck you, asshole” really isn’t that good an idea.

Chase Masterson is the answer to all the questions.

FACT: Jadzia > Ezri

“Be the Penny” and “Life in a Day” may be their best episodes. And of the cast, it’s crazy that meme machine Margo hasn’t broken out as a big star. Every line she says is fucking amazing.

The Magicians is also airing tonight, during it’s best season so far.

Yet, somehow, we still have reviews for fucking Modern Family. Jesus Christ, A.V. Club, get your shit together.

So glad there’s no coverage at all this year of The Magicians, which is having its best season ever. Onto the Kinja Deals!

Tom Waits is a performance artist, playing the entirely fictional character of “Tom Waits,” a calculated and inauthentic amalgam of all the characters of Cannery Row, carnival barkers, and that mysterious, nameless figure that always shows up in stories simply to say something vague and profound and disappear like a…

Pfeiffer’s Catwoman is basically a queer icon at this point. As a little gay boy seeing Batman Returns in the theater, I was completely obsessed with her from beginning to end. Same with every other gay guy I know. I’d argue that Thurman’s take on Poison Ivy is equally fantastic and campy, but she’s stranded in a much…

How disappointing that there is a Doctor Strange movie starring Jeffrey Combs and it doesn’t technically get to be a Doctor Strange movie.

Sorry. Carrie-Ann Moss and the Jeri storyline was easily the most engaging part of this season. I wanted to hate her, but I couldn’t. Then I’d root for her, and then I’d be left going “Hm.”

You live under a rock? The bitch is looking at 20 fucking years behind bars. Saying that’s nothing is completely brainless. Go eat shit.

The first college football player bowl game roster sketch might be favorite. Also loved the competing hats sketch.