since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

You don’t generally fly training missions over the most densely inhabited area of the entire United States at low altitude and in circles over a 5-block radius in broad daylight.

This is much more likely to do with our POTUS elect.

Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump got jealous and so he booted Giuliani out of the inner circle. Men like Trump get threatened so easily, and if you look around at his cabinet of horrors (shudder), it’s hardly made up of the sort of fiery, dynamic personalities that might compete with Trump’s for media attention. The…

Harvey Weinstein.

3 am Saturday Morning.

What’s the Over/Under on how long it will take for Trump to attack Professor Clark on Twitter?

OMG KAREN, YOU CAN”T JUST ASK SOMEONE WHY THEY ARE ORANGE.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

My paternal genetic donor who is a trump supporter loves going on about the articles he reads on Facebook like they are the holy grail of knowledge.

100%

I mean, its just a nondescript bucket. Its not like it says “STOLEN GOLD LEAF” on the side.

In NYC you could push a shopping cart full of bloody dismembered body parts down the sidewalk and everyone would just mind their own f-ing business.

My impression is that it’s normal to just ignore everyone else in NYC.

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.