Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

if it helps: he probably can’t either

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

#mandatory

There is a colorable argument that they didn’t get control of those States legally.

I keep having this dream where Donald Trump dies before the electoral college votes. And then somebody gives Hillary the win because she won the popular vote.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

Lindsey Graham just called for a Congressional investigation into Russia and our election today.

My favorite is the one where Biden superglues a draw shut and labels it “Muslim Agenda”.

I hope he sets up an A-Team style group of renegade do-gooders who comically thwart the cartoonishly evil GOP policies at every turn.

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

In happier news, a woman who was born prior to women being allowed to vote just cast her ballot for Hillary Clinton. It’s pretty incredible to think all that this woman has seen in her lifetime and that she is alive today to not only vote but for the first female presidential candidate.

I’d kill to be a fly on the wall in a room where Hillary and Huma were drinking and commiserating over terrible husbands.

While I haven’t personally dated in DC I have a lot of friends who have, and yes, I’ve heard stories that are just amazing. But I think I heard of way worse in NYC. It seems like in DC you get a lot of self-absorbent dudes who think they’re changing the world and you should be in awe of them for it, while in NYC you…

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Here’s some from my office carving party:

This is very impressive.... it’s hard to “out-racist” a team nicknamed the Indians.

I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.