All the more power to him considering that the next president of the United States considers that position to be “alarmingly anti-semitic.”
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You don’t know shit about Muhammad Ali.
Man, that was fantastic.
ONLY DIGITALLY PENETRATED?!?!?!?! First of all, that’s rape, honey. Secondly, that’s still rape, honey. Thirdly, she says she was penetrated by his dick.
I’m just reminded of all the conservatives who are acting like these transphobic bathroom laws are rooted in a desire to protect women and girls from being raped. Then I think about Brock Turner and Owen Labrie and Lonnie Franklin, and countless others who either get reduced sentences or are not caught for years. And…
Of course because they know the police aren’t gong to waste money searching for these women when there are Ivy League rapists to protect.
Money’s on the dresser, don’t act surprised, you knew what this was....
May he never find gainful employment or respect.
White privilege isn’t a thing at all. Naaaaaaaawwwwwwwww. Couldn’t be. Just a total coincidence.
“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”
If you haven’t seen When We Were Kings, you should use this as an excuse to watch it.
Forever the greatest sports photo for me. The quintessential “YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUG OUT”
and I was going to ask what the hell it eats, but apparently anything it damn well wants.
“Dude if I’m running from that thing trust me: it’ll be in a straight fucking line away from it.”
Can you think of a more appropriate one?
That thing is big enough it deserves to have an orchestra following it around playing the Jurassic Park theme.
Right... fight. You probably believed Mom and Dad were “just wrestling” too.
Simple. She doesn’t exist in the Marvel Realistic Universe.
His size changing apparatus thingy must be malfunctioning because I see a little person but with a really big heart.
Based off the level of compentecy displayed by the characters in Prometheus, I’m guessing someone wanted to have a cookout to fix some hamburgers and hot dogs and it all went horribly wrong, with people spraying lighter fluid on each other like the gasoline fight in Zoolander.