Which: a) that FF Darling Nikki cover is fantastic and was such a pain in the ass to get a copy of because Prince was being a dick about it. And, b) I love Prince’s idea of payback being, “I’m going to cover your song live in front of millions of people.”

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

The professionalism here is off the charts. Everyone moving on that slick stage is wearing high heels and it’s live music with specific timing cues.

You are a human trombone noise.

Getting to write that letter would be the highlight of any attorney’s career.

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

“If that pains you then I’d suggest you need to expand your horizons a bit.”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Dark Knight, V for Vendetta just off the top of my head were all reasonably smart, compelling movies that touched on the political and cultural zeitgeist without losing anything in their cool action sequences.

You know, generally people grow out of the “jingle keys” level of enjoyment and actually need something more than loud, bright, and moving to keep their attention. I’m glad you’re able to watch schlock and get some entertainment out of it, but you won’t get any less out of it with your viewing style with a smart or…

I take movies roughly as seriously as they take themselves. Fast and Furious franchise? A brain-off fun time. This movie, on the other hand, takes itself super seriously and should be mocked appropriately.

I’m sorry, but as an artist and writer myself that mentality really pains me. I wish less people had that mentality

If you thought Age of Ultron was bad then I’d wager you’ll poke your eyes out with rusty spoons by the end of this one.

I had a bad feeling when WB/DC imposed the reviewers embargo on this film until it was lifted yesterday. Pretty much all the reviewers said the same thing:

One of the comic book youtubers I listen to says he feels that Secret Wars as a trade paperback will be an essential story to have in a collection.

I use this as an example every time someone crys “omg marvel banned FF and X-men!”

New Avengers has been such an amazing series, I was almost sad to see Secret Wars knowing it would in a way be the end of that series.

They walk around at the same weight, no? Also, McGregor had been training for dos Anjos. How’d he pack on pounds to get to 168? Boggles the mind.

Yeah but the only reason Diaz fights that heavy is all the munchies. Dude lost to a pothead on 11 days notice.

25 lbs out of his weight class.... the weight class he had to go through horrendous weight cuts to get down to, and had been dying to get out of? You mean that one? The one that made him look like a ghoul during weigh-ins?

I like your reading of it, Evan. I think both this issue and that joke comic by Hickman about Hickman’s lack of ending were a great double team in saying goodbye to Marvel, but more specifically Doom. I can’t help but feel a smidge underwhelmed by Secret Wars as a whole, considering the massive scale and insanity of…