If SyFy did a movie of the week adaptation of Age of Ultron, that would probably be what they came up with for Vision.
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I like how casually this author explains how he almost threw a temper tantrum, and gave up on buying a toy he wanted because he could not buy all the toys he wanted.
You know, that reminds me of the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel; and in those…
I would also be dumped by my wife if I acted like this about toys, let alone haul our asses to sit in a line at midnight. Her response after reading the article: “Why didn’t he just order it online like a normal person? Was it worth a lego piece that’ll be lost in a couple years and a poster that’ll be tossed in the…
Reading this entire piece in the voice of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons is the only way to truly capture its ability to whine at length about nothing.
I’m okay with grown adults enjoying toys like this. Hell, when my kid is old enough for this stuff I’m sure I’ll have fun with him, though we we will actually be playing with these toys, not putting them in a locked cabinet who’s glass panels have to be cleaned three times a day to remove a mysterious buildup of goopy…
Dude, we are allowed to care about more than one thing. It is not a contest.
There is a critical mistake that a lot of genre fiction makes that the entry doesn’t dispel which is the timing of Templars’ creation. Contrary to what some prominent Tom Hanks films would have you believe, the Templars did not lead the First Crusade. They were created after the founding of the Kingdom of Jerusalem…
The Knights Templar were envisioned as a permanent fighting force in the Holy Land so, when the last cities on the mainland fell in 1291 the Templars were seen as unnecessary. (although the Knights of St.John managed to keep themselves occupied in Rhodes, and then Malta.)
“poor were either too impoverished or too rebellious to be worth taxing”
It started with a string of inexplicable occurrences. Footprints in the snow coming from the woods to the back door, but not leading back; creaking in the attic
Evidence that holds up to scrutiny that proves being from another planet have not visited.
No dear, it doesn’t work like that.
Overpopulation is a myth.
So why weren’t the Japanese worth protecting? Racist aliens?
And have no interest in saying “hey guys, we’re here, don’t worry, we’re not going to eat you/take over your planet. We just came to drop off a casserole and prevent nuclear war.”
God, the number of idiots railing against unions in the Gawker Buzzfeed article saddens me. This is why you need unions. Another commenter was talking about his wife who works in the warehouse and has to get injections to numb her feet to work, that’s so sad.
Amazon needs a strong Union, fuck anyone who doesn’t agree. People who work for unbounded Corporate fucks like Bezos need representation and protection. Fix it now Obama!
Oh btw, love my Prime acct, that’s some good shit.