Some people are selling at a loss and waiting with their money out of the market for the right time to get back in.

Trying to time the market is usually a pretty great way to miss gains and lock in losses.

You seem fun 

This is.... fairly accurate. We’ve been married 12 years, but I do love to cook. We go to nice restaurants or have “date nights” every so often. Not for Valentine’s Day, though, because that’s a scam - we just exchange small gifts and have some bourbon :)

Lasagna

Horse girl.

The scariest panic attack I’ve ever had lasted longer than a few minutes and was so bad my breathing and distraction techniques weren’t working. It passed eventually, but it kicked off several weeks of anxiety and depression that didn’t end until I saw a doctor.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Under no circumstance should anyone buy a Dodge Dart

There is way too much sports talk diluting this website’s content. Please stick to dogs.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

“Stick to candy!”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

Donnie Darko. Any movie that actually takes place on Halloween, really.

Donnie Darko. Any movie that actually takes place on Halloween, really.

The Cabin In The Woods

The Cabin In The Woods

Ernest Scared Stupid.

Ernest Scared Stupid.

I’ll go for the low hanging fruit of Hocus Pocus, Put a spell on me!

I’ll go for the low hanging fruit of Hocus Pocus, Put a spell on me!

Poltergeist (original, not the reboot)

Poltergeist (original, not the reboot)