I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Yeah, pretty sure the Red Sox are reallllly fucking bummed about three straight division wins and a World Series title since 2015.

lol

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

a staggering 18 penalties for 182 yards

I love how you glossed over the 108 wins and World Series win.

I like to think this is karmic retribution for those ass-awful uniforms.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

So what you’re saying is that his lungs and heart need to be terrified of his clavicle? I’m OK with that. 

This, frankly, is still a successful relationship, if shorter than anticipated. DD got the ring that eluded him in Detroit. The Red Sox had the most dominant season in their history and won another ring in ‘18. The benefit of being a rich* team in a rabid market is that they will have the resources to restock the farm…

if they’re looking for candidates, i know a guy who has a baseball background as a player and a business background as an exec for a video game company. he’s also got a real handle on social media and can probably procure state funding like a badass.

Yep, talking shit on the internet is SO MUCH WORSE than beating children! You sure have your priorities in order, dumbass!

That’s really too bad. I was hoping he’d get paralyzed. 

I just hope Jalen Ramsey said, “You should be scared of me too, bitch” to him after

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

The fact that the Patriots getting Antonia Brown from Steelers ended up costing a third and a fifth round pick... from Raiders who got nothing in the end continues to both baffle me and be utterly hilarious.

That’s a good point. The Bengals liked to brought in problem players and they still always remained the Bengals

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!