“Prosecutors and police officers have also been known to rape, murder and falsify evidence. We’re supposed to trust them?”

Counterpoint: at the end of ROS, Palpatine, Leia, and Ren/Ben are dead and Rey goes into seclusion so arguably, the happy ending is the world without Jedi and Sith that TLJ was suggesting.

Seriously. The main protagonist of these three movies is a badass woman, as is her primary mentor. If the reason people didn’t like Rose is because they’re so revolted by the idea of a strong female character, why were they even watching any of these movies to begin with?

Well I assumed he actually was dead, but remaining present as an evil force ghost, kind of like how the Jedi force ghosted all over the place in basically every prior movie. And whoever the crazy people were in his little temple were preserving his body there and getting the whole super fleet thing set up. And he…

If you’re doing it for the love of being artsy, go make shit for film festivals

Which was a good directorial decision. I’ve got nothing against the idea of Rose as a character or Kelly Marie Tran as an actress, but TLJ was prequel-level terrible, almost entirely because of bad writing. TFA was “meh” but had potential, and the best move they could have done for ROS was to operate in continuity…

WRONG!

You hate to see it.

hahahah holy fuck take all the stars

Give me Rex and Rob Ryan about 200 beers deep each and it’ll probably be the greatest broadcast of all time. If anyone needs to pursue this, it’s HBO. Make it fucking happen!

Yeah the odds are definitely 0% of any of this being discussed so I’m not sure what the point of the article is. Ratto is usually fantastic but this feels mailed in.

The face of the #LegalizeCocaine movement

I’m saying 1-2. They’ll beat the Titans but Dalvin Cook and Aaron Jones are gonna run all over them Forrest Gump style

I like this Aikman much more than the one I’m used to seeing.

This is why as a Sox fan I hate but respect the Yankees and like (because they’re doing the lords work again, as they did in 2017) but don’t respect the Astros. Fuck ‘em both, I say!

I don’t understand the fake punt, it’s allegedly based on the element of surprise yet never takes the opposing team by surprise. If you’re gonna go for it, just go for it. You have a better chance of converting with a real play.

Ah my bad I didn’t catch that they were different people right away. I mean if guy 1 is only arguing that Fowler sucks at hitting that’s an argument that can be made without racial motivations. Guy 2 is definitely a shithead though.

“the way he goes about the game”

Am I missing something? He’s a career .237/.257/.361 hitter in the playoffs and is 2-for-33 with the Cardinals in October. Obviously the “worst of all time” part is exaggerated but that’s pretty damn bad.

If you don’t chip in your buck o’ five, who will?