Based on my years playing hockey....ever since beer and vicarious living was invented.

I love how no one bothers to check on the kid that was just layed out.

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

Maybe it doesn’t apply to Schefter or Woj, but I suspect this is the only way reporters will be able to make a living in 5 years. 

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Also, opioids that haven’t been banned yet.

“You can do that?”

This should get much more love.

There are is a lot to process, but this was in the second quarter. Gronk made that monster catch that decided the game in the fourth. On a leg that he couldn’t walk on after the game. That is insane.

Blind Squirrel Finds Nut

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I once had to ice my knee and take off a day of work because I tried to get a playing card from under a table with my foot.

Legend

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Counterpoint: beans are unnecessary filler that’s taking up valuable space where more meat should go. Leave them out.

I’m sure you make a nice bean stew, but it’s not chili.

Beans in chili are an afront to god. You should all be ashamed.