He’s not Dan Savage. But he’s also not not Dan Savage. 

I’ve experienced the opposite, or rather some weird offshoot. People over 35 think I have lovely handwriting, and people under 35 think it’s illegible.

I only figured because I wasn’t allowed to watch Three’s Company. I assumed it was because of the sexual innuendos which were of course going completely over my head, but I later learned it was just because my mom thought it was stupid.

Okay, wait. I’m intrigued at the notion of parents forbidding a child to watch Full House which is about as wholesome as television gets. Unless you had the kind of parents who restricted content on the basis of its intellectual value rather than its age-appropriateness. 

Can’t he just support his friends in private like the rest of us?

“Because I, too, have a mediocre child who would’ve never gained her level of success but for nepotism and privilege!”

This show’s been on the air for multiple seasons?!

I’m most confused by an actress with her eyebrows and highlights getting cast in an old-timey period Western. That screengrab looks like a family vacation photo at dude ranch. 

Why does Nicki Minaj love sex offenders soooo much?

Don’t question black women’s hair choices if you don’t know the struggle.

DeNiro doesn’t surprise me at all, and it was apparently her longest relationship. It just makes the Pesci thing more confusing though.

Oh, I know, I only meant to convey that as far this being the “state of the world,” it’s not anything remotely new. Christianity long ago established charity as a moral duty of the rich, which was probably a compromise since Jesus seems more like the type of dude to insist that the rich shouldn’t exist in the first…

As a black woman, I don’t appreciate her chronic appropriation of my culture one bit, but that has zero to do with her charity and advocacy for those in the criminal justice system. If your judgment of her output as negative in one arena utterly eclipses your ability to recognize her behavior as positive in another,…

There’s nothing wrong with being that person when you’re polite and correct!

I mean, personally I have a firm rule about not dating anyone born after I had my first period, but if she feels like babysitting, she could do much worse.

I feel like any one as jetset and long term famous as she is will have known at least a few mega creeps. 

The list of her lovers is both bizarre and impressive.

Oh, come on. You’ve literally described charity. By your definition, everyone who’s ever given a dollar or a sandwich to their homeless neighbor is an attention-seeking asshole.