I’ve had one partner —only one— where blowing him was actually a part of my own fantasies. But that guy was an unparalleled human in every single possible way, a generous lover and a true prince among men. And Offset sure as hell ain’t that.

Etymologically, CUNT is perhaps the only English language term for female genitalia that doesn’t view the vagina as a scabbard to a sword, but rather an entity in its own right, an entity of unparalleled power no less. There’s a reason the patriarchy turned it into an insult. It should be reclaimed, and Ru’s acronym…

I agree that it’s irresponsible for a public figure to make such comments, but it’s also a fairly common sentiment among bipolars who often express that their creativity, productivity, and perceived clarity of mind thrive during mania.

Nicole and Lenny didn’t just date though, they were engaged. I kinda wish they had stayed together and had kids of their own. The Kravitz-Momoas would be the coolest, sexiest, best-looking blended family on Earth. (I mean, yeah, they already are, but you know what I mean.) Did you hear Lenny and Jason exchanged rings?…

Prince’s family could also easily sue Janelle Monae, heavens forbid. “Make Me Feel” has his influence all over it.

He dated Jennifer Aniston, so no.

Right? I read this

And besides being old and grey, Mary was significantly plumper than Ronan at the time of her death. She gained quite a bit of weight during her imprisonment at the hands of Elizabeth, having little else to do but fatten up in her cell.

That’s a good breakdown for something so dense with bullshit I have trouble fully unpacking it. But she leaves out the fact that Dunham apologizes to and then demands emotional from the person she wronged.

It’s been two days, so can we safely assume that y’all are just not gonna mention the fact that Lena Dunham confessed to lying in order to discredit an underage black rape victim. 

You should always shut the lid before flushing because it shoots microscopic particles of toilet water into the air which then settle around the bathroom. 

But you should always listen to Patton Oswalt’s breakdown of Christmas Shoes.

I once went from an engagement with one partner to apartment hunting with another partner within the span of three months. That was stupid though. 

I can actually understand, on the one hand, how a marginalized person who has only been accorded a right to marriage within the past few years would want to make a Big Deal out of their wedding, and it’s a mark of privilege that most of us think of them as no big whoop. On the other hand, when one of the grooms is…

The eighth thing you need to know is that women are bad at math.

But before having a biracial child, you would have had a partner of color, likely for years. As a person of color, I’d feel a certain kind of way if my white partner required my procreating with them to gain a deep concern and understanding for the things that impact me everyday, given that I talk about it all the…

Yeah but, why didn’t he love his wife or his mother or any other woman in his life intensely enough to give a shit before?

I’m okay with this. Netflix crushed it with the Sabrina remake which is to Buffy the series as the Melissa Joan Hart version was to Buffy the movie. So they’ve earned my trust, for a while at least.

And Samantha’s storylines were always at their best when she was accorded some emotional depth. The later seasons when she was dealing with Richard, Smith, and cancer is where she really shone. It was such a disservice to the character that the movies boiled her down into a one-note oversexed cougar.

Thanks! Pointing out creepy, belligerent nincompoops to bouncers is something I used to do in an unofficial capacity anyhow, so it’s a natural fit.