If this is a slice of history you’re interested in learning more about, I highly recommend the documentary Into the Arms of Strangers, told entirely from firsthand accounts of children, parents, and adoptive parents who participated in the Kindertransport. Each story is more moving, more heart-rending, more…

You’re no fun.

So what you’re saying is that Rose is actually Keyser Soze.

Cracked has a compelling theory that Jack Dawson is actually a trans male, and somehow I don’t think that theory would exist if McConaughey had gotten the part, so I’m really glad he didn’t because the theory is more interesting than the movie.

Also Babycakes and Mrs Winterbourne with Ricki Lake. And Alfie with Shelly Winters fifty years ago! She’s basically only accurate if she’d said, “I’ll be the first plus size woman to star in a romcom in 2019.”

Maybe I have some amnesia about the previous seasons, but there’s something that’s been bugging me. On what basis have all these seemingly rational people come to decide that Claire is even more evil and corrupt than Frank? It’d be one thing if it were just Doug, the unhinged but faithful dog who can’t stand to see…

That was music from last century in a different country. Ariana’s not dropping 45s.

I realized the other day that I don’t know any of her songs. Up until this week, I thought Bang Bang was her track but then I realized she just guest featured and all the impressive singing is Jessie J.

It makes a certain bit of sense that the show would start to flail when Frank attained power —Frank’s only goal was the nihilistic quest for power and, like a dog chasing a car, he’d have no idea what do if he actually caught it. But the show never bothered to underline that point, and so it just sputtered rather than…

But how is this from her next album when her last album was released just two and a half months ago? Her previous albums are all spaced two years apart. Why would anyone drop a sneak peeks two years ahead of an album? Why not actually wait until you’re ready to drop that album and work on the song for more than a…

This song makes me feel like an old because I don’t understand why her diction is so bad or how it works that she’s releasing some random track that not on any album. How does music work now?

I’d buy Delia’s clothes with my babysitting money, and pretty much everything I wore from that catalog was met with immediate derision and cries of “Dear Lord, what are you wearing?” Back then, I was all, “It’s called fashion, Brenda. Look it up!” but looking back, everybody else was right and it was hands down the…

Yeah. He’s still the one we’d kill.

I think it was Words with Friends.

Nope, around these parts, he’s the unanimous K in the Action Chris F/M/K.

I was gonna ask why the Grandes are so obsessed with telling us about their boyfriends’ big dicks, but now I feel that the question itself contains the punny response.

That would be a Seagram’s 7 & 7 & 7 @ 7!

Harry’s net worth is estimated between $25-40M, not $13M, and he was named Sussex upon marriage. And my points do address your points, but you’re determined to adhere to your own viewpoint, so let’s just give this a rest already.

But the extent to which they’re controlled is essentially limited to the workplace. What charities they champion, what clothes they wear during public appearances, etc —these all pertain to their roles as working royals. The Queen, more or less, is their employer. Although William and Harry are wealthy independent of…

The only celebrities I follow are drag queens and Alton Brown’s dog.