The vajazzler!

Did you actually see the entire Graham Norton interview or just clips? There was a whole setup to that joke where Bonham Carter explains that she never hires stylists because she DGAF and in which everybody was laughing about the fact that she was currently wearing a dress that she didn’t even realize was covered in…

Rihanna’s definitely more aloof than mean.

In terms of provoking someone to anger, there’s not a big distinction between talking about someone’s kid and criticizing someone’s parenting. Both are reliable hot buttons.

The problem with new cast members on RHONY is that these women all have so much history together, including relationships that long predate the show. The only successful additions on RHONY have been those who also fit that bill. All the ones who don’t either just kind of hang there like an appendage and wind up…

The Herald Sun newspaper in Australia. The cartoonist is Mark Knight.

Oh, I never said they didn’t have careers, only that Bethenny and Ramona are the only two who don’t owe a dime of their considerable wealth to their spouses. They made their own money, but they inherited the lion’s share. They definitely have work ethics, as indicated by the fact that most of capitalize on the…

Also this cartoon wouldn’t have been made about a man or a white woman.

Is that really the distinction? Luann, Sonja, and Dorinda don’t fit that formula, and nor does Carole really. Bethenny and Ramona are the only completely self-made RHONY women. I think it’s more about that the RHONY judge each other by how much they’ve accomplished whereas the RHOBH judge each other by how much they…

And there’s twice as much of him since he plays a set of twins.

In my amateur comparison study of the RHONY vs. RHOBH casts, I’ve found it interested that the RHONY cast really hit their stride once they were entirely made up of widows and divorcees while the women of RHOBH have always viewed their unmarried cast members as mild pariahs or objects of pity.

She means that Nicki has cultivated a persona that she’s not the type who would back down from a fight and that persona is for entertainment purposes only and not grounded in reality whereas Cardi purports herself to be 100% authentic. It’s a common dichotomy in hip hop feuds.

I mean, Solange at least waited until she thought no one was looking. I don’t care what color the audience or the fighters are.

Thank you for my first hearty laugh of the day.

I read that Bale’s weight loss for the Machinist literally caused his ass muscle to fall out of its socket. Just because he’s still alive doesn’t mean he didn’t damage his long term health.

I don’t know why Jezebel so committed to being wrong about this Top Chris issue. There is empirical data that Evans is the superior Chris.

Okay, but is the Jerk Store where you’re sold a big box store like Costco or more of an artisanal boutique?

I don’t think I’ve ever come across a Kinja username more apt than yours.

“I’m into foot shit.”

Curiously enough, she’s listed as having the highest net worth of all five Huxtable kids.