Banks doesn’t give a hoot about securities fraud. She chose him as her target over a personal slight that he had nothing to do with. I’m not saying Musk has done nothing that merits discussion, but without Grimes in the mix, it would be news as opposed to gossip.

I did it in 8th grade!

Now I’m picturing Huell trying to hide beneath that desk.

My art community has its fair share nightmare people, and I’ve often questioned how they’re able to thrive despite their preceding reputations for terroristic drama. But there’s always someone with an overblown and misguided sense of empathy who truly believes they can call her in, or another someone with no common…

I would dump my partner like a sack of medical waste if they shared my secrets with someone that notoriously volatile and indiscreet, let alone invited them into my home unattended. I feel no pity whatsoever for Musk and was entertained by the whole thing, but he got publicly dragged for filth through absolutely no…

But there hasn’t been a story about Robert the Bruce because Braveheart was inaccurate AF. But even Braveheart has ends by explaining that Bruce took up the mantle of the rebellion after Wallace’s execution and finally won independence, but other than that one sentence, the story was never actually told. 

And they would’ve been saying their vows in their characters’ names.

To the best of my recollection, only the four on the left side of that photo survived the season, and one of them died in Hotel. But one of the more irritating aspects of Coven was that character deaths had no meaning because people kept coming back to life. Also, where’s Nan?

I’d only heard of it because it was a clue in my Daily Crossword app this past Thursday.

And is it just me or did they select from among her least flattering photos? Every other memorial image I’ve seen thus far is more attractive than that one. It really does seem like they did they absolute least they could.

Because he’s too much of a narcissist to admit he’s losing his hair in the first place.

Pearl is perhaps most dour and self-indulgent drag queen I’ve met. 

Today I find solace in the fact that while he may have more money in his sofa cushions than I’ll earn in a lifetime, it still looks like his fly is open in that photo.

I’m following that hat on Facebook!

This is perhaps most disrespectful thing you could have said on the day of that woman’s death.

It’s one of my heavy rotation songs on Spotify. Just a few weeks ago, it came on the radio during a road trip, and my friend asked if she was the original artist. I told him no, but I could understand his thinking that, because she owns everything she sings.

I have to call bullshit the idea that substance abuse has no bearing on child custody in California or LA County. A casual glance at any California based family attorney’s website shatters that claim to bits. Charlie Sheen was certainly denied custody. And FWIW, Kevin Smith has said a lot to back up your theory of…

OMG you just managed to codify why I hate her so much. She’s the kind of person who manages to cloak insults under a convincing veneer of friendliness or concern, so by the time you even come around to realize you’ve been insulted, she’s not even there. I’ve heard there’s a bunch of celebs who can’t stand her. It’s so…

“Give me Cowardly Lion pre-Emerald City makeover with a little Cowardly Lion post-Emerald City makeover.”

The zenith has to be: