But really, other than a pretty face, what’s there ever been to like? She’s repeatedly and remorselessly taken roles from marginalized groups, endorsed a company occupying the West Bank, defended Woody Allen, and supported Marchesa in the wake of Me Too. That last one wouldn’t bother me so much on its own, but it…

My mother does, no matter how ridiculous I tell her she’s being. She still believes that the child of unwed parents carries the shame of illegitimacy through life, and that they’re somehow lesser than children born in wedlock. She’s West Indian, like Cardi’s mother. It’s a conservative culture.

I think Sophie’s dressed for the bachelorette party and Maisie’s dressed for the rehearsal dinner.

I’m slightly appalled that she’d consider that an appropriate look for a co-worker’s Scottish country wedding. For the most part, it looks like the guests all dressed for completely different occasions. 

Not to mention that Zara has the kind of horrible labor practices that compel immigrants to seek out better opportunities in the US in the first place. In that context, it’s offensive that as FLOTUS she even bought this jacket, let alone wore it to meet interned migrant children.

I can think of one transwoman played by a ciswoman: Sean Young as Lt. Einhorn in Ace Ventura. But of course, it’s a horrible representation, played for laughs.

The correct pronunciation of this person’s name has honestly never once crossed my mind.

Protect the pastries from their amour fou! Somehow I’m picturing them running off on a Mickey and Mallory style donut-licking spree.

But they married and found out she was pregnant by him in the series finale. They’d be co-parenting a recent high school graduate by now.

CC and Niles as bitter, sniping divorcees is the way to go.

They’ll definitely cast Affleck.

I’m sure there’s no doubt Tommy Lee was a trash dad, but here’s an anecdote. I once passed him on my way inside to a nightclub as he was bargaining with the bouncers to get in, but they were having none of it. He was belligerent and wasted. It was a Wednesday night. Brandon would’ve been 5 years old at the time.

This is a hilarious nitpick only because I can specifically attest to the swift efficiency of Toronto print shops. Years ago, my buddies spent an afternoon on a mission to duplicate paper invites to get us into a exclusive event during the Toronto Film Festival. We had to go to several local shops before we found one…

Her name is Ernestine and she swears a lot.

I felt like Asia threw herself out of contention for Miss Congeniality almost immediately after emerging as a candidate. She generously helped everyone sew their costumes for the ball challenge but flipped the switch to “fuck all y’all” mode the instant they got back to the work room. That total 180 would have been…

Asia is shady as hell, and I’m incredibly put off by how negative her talking heads are. All she does is criticize other queens, and not constructively either. Just peeves and grievances. She may be more like her daughter Phi Phi than we realize. She’s served a handful of strong looks, but I don’t know if that’s…

Usually the first thing I do after enjoying a biopic is look up the true story to see which details were changed. Real life lacks McKee’s narrative film structure, doesn’t adhere to producer’s budgets, and rarely has crowd pleasing appeal, so something will always have been changed.

Also, the line “the president’s dog doesn’t “poop”; he “does his business.” still makes me laugh whenever I think about it.

I’m unclear on why exactly that’s classist. Maldives isn’t a cheap destination, which means that these “influencers” are potentially requesting thousands, if not tens of thousands of dollars worth of services for free.

Exactly this. He is the M in the F/M/K Chris game.