I’ve always felt that I’d be a happier person and have an easier go of it in life if I’d been born just a little bit dumber. Thanks for the affirmation, Pratt!

I know what you mean, but I think that’s the magic of his go-to product Spiker hair gel. According to Pauly, if it ain’t Spiker, it ain’t a blow out. I’ll let him walk you through it.

They’ve definitely shown him achieve the look which requires gel, a round brush, a blow dryer, and determination.

This site already voted on this issue years ago. You’ll find no quarter here.

Ah yes, here’s some footage of her with the black nanny.

I’m aghast that you don’t know this song! Fun fact: It’s about Sean Penn (blergh) and the blonde backup dancer is Debi Mazar.

Why does it matter how old Kylie was when the movie was released? Mean Girls is a still relevant cultural touchstone, and that’s what DVDs are for. Literally all my favorite movies were released before I was even born.

Yes, it’s called the robe a la Polonaise. She favored it for wear at her Petit Trianon country retreat as it reminded her of the ore simple style of dress she was accustomed to at the court of her Austrian homeland. It’s basically the first incarnation of shabby chic.

Marie Antoinette was a mixed bag, but tales of her profligacy are overblown. Usually the king’s official mistress was the go-to public scapegoat for excess spending, but Louis XVI was basically asexual and had no mistress, and so that blame was shifted to the queen. Antoinette was indeed a vapid fashion plate, but her…

Marie Antoinette was a mixed bag, but tales of her profligacy are overblown. Usually the king’s official mistress was the go-to public scapegoat for excess spending, but Louis XVI was basically asexual and had no mistress, and so that blame was shifted to the queen. Antoinette was indeed a vapid fashion plate, but her…

She was on Spin City and Dynasty among other series, and she’s worked consistently since the early 80s. Plus possible divorce money from Richie Sambora. Her net worth is estimated at $25M.

Okay, but can we discuss how her ponytail is a butt plug?

They’re talking about Neri Oxman and Brad Pitt, not KK.

His “type” is significantly younger women of color. Go ahead and do a Google image search for “Bill Maher girlfriend.”

I’ll allow anyone else to gently correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel relatively safe in asserting that your dislike of Battle of the Bastards places you on island of one, or at least one of Greenland-esque population density. It’s regarded by critics and fans alike as the best in the show’s history, not to mention one…

New post explains she appeared on the Cosby Show, so that mystery is cleared up. I don’t know if I’m alone in this struggle, but distinguishing between acquaintances and minor celebrities is a surprisingly frequent problem.

“A lot like,” as decades younger, a totally different skin shade, and also not alike at all? Yeah, definitely not who I was thinking of.

That woman looks super familiar to me, but I can’t place her. Can you guys help me out as to if she’s in any way a noted public or social media figure, or whether I should be beaming with pride at the badass women of my acquaintance?