He’s only co-opting “woke” language as a sleight of hand. It’s the oldest technique in the book.

It bothers me to no end how many people hold up CK’s statement as semi-decent apology. There was an admission of guilt and some humblebraggy self-flagellation, but never once an actual apology.

You just described the first act of Glitter, and at least that scenario allowed talented singers to get paid.

No dude is gonna pull out a bloody tampon.

Oprah would call to say she couldn’t make it, but she’d have Roscoe’s airlifted in for us all to enjoy.

Rashida Jones would come and bring some shit that’ll keep your flow muthafuckin’ tizzight! She’s blacker than folks give her credit for.

You’re adorable.

That was a joke?

Jordan Peele is biracial and was raised by a white single mother.

I make it a point to believe victims, but if you did want to get all conspiracy theory about this, Franken is the Senate’s most vocal advocate for net neutrality.

Chris Brown released an album just last month. Banished, my ass.

Doesn’t it? It was on Long Island.

Funny, because it sounds a lot more like you’re more interested in shitting all over a black female artist than actually seeking to understand why people like her.

I went to a white Thanksgiving once, and I’ve yet to recover from how bad it was. The turkey was unseasoned. Correction — everything was unseasoned. And I just about fell out of my chair when my host tossed a bag of frozen vegetables into the microwave and then transferred it to a serving platter. Dessert was an…

She’s currently edged out by Me Too which makes for a far more compelling article and cover art, so fingers crossed.

Not surprised in the slightest. Literally every day there’s at least one comment bemoaning the death knell of the English language over some absolutely ancient slang term the OP is too yt to know.

They really should create a new category called Best Genre Film for submissions that don’t fit into any existing categories.

You sound like a smug person who assumes lots of things.

Um, Whitney’s family decided.

I can see the comments just fine, but I respectfully disagree and contend that they’re privilege contributed to their inability to properly maintain the house. I’m not at all unique in that belief. And not for nothing, but they’re not mutually exclusive theories.