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Gives new meaning to the phrase “Goldwater Republican”. #PEEOTUS

I really don’t see what’s so bad about having a bunch of super studly Star Wars fans telling you how often they knuckled up thinking about you.

If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Well, when you put it that way...

Oh sure, Dishonest Media, you can find 500 people in the web thing but you can’t find 30,000 plus missing emails, now can you Dishonest Media?!?! SAD.

I hate myself because I actually feel bad for him, since he’s clearly a sociopath who wasn’t hugged as a child.

To paraphrase Dan LeBetard, it’s a flaming garbage locomotive careening into a lake of molten regret.

It’s a trap. She’s got the dentata. I know that look. All is well. She’s one of us.

You know, I used to get angry at all this stuff. He’s offended so many in so many ways. But this last week, I think it just broke me. All I can feel about it is just sad. I’m just fucking sad about this. Trump won’t win, but the fact that he’ll get millions of votes is just, ugh, I just can’t even process it.

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT JOEY LUCAS, TRUMP! YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT ANYONE, YOU ABLEIST SCUM BAG! GET BACK HERE! I NEED TO YELL AT YOU!

He buys patents. That’s how he was able to mark up drugs so much. He bought the patent of a cheaply made drug, and simply charged more for it.

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

Beta blockers for performance anxiety can cause a runny nose.

As much fun as it would be for cocaine to be the answer, I was wondering last night about respiratory problems too. It seems to be on every inhale while talking, as though he doesn’t have the wind to spit out a whole sentence. Might explain his fragmented way of speaking. Based on his diet and weight I would not be

Yeah, with blackjack you’re just playing against the dealer, so it doesn’t matter what you do with your face muscles. And I don’t have any stocks either. I want some, though!

Good point. Trump is way too bad at math to even try playing blackjack.

i also suspect cocaine, but i was trying to put together another possible explanation.

She's 21 years old and writing out an exhaustive Christmas list.