No salmon heads, but our Mal stayed with the in-laws whenever we traveled, and the temporary change in diet was always a problem. As in driving-down-the-highway-at-65-mph-with-all-the-windows-open-and-still-gagging problem.

As someone who’s written a fair amount of meaningless website filler text and corporate marketing nonsense, I recognize this. The graphic designer picked a layout that uses 8 panels, but the product only has 2 features? Time to make up 6 things that sounds good as long as you don’t think about them for too long.

I’m 5'8" and 120 lbs - I have the torso of a 12-year-old. Uniqlo used to be one of the only places where I could find shirts (and jeans that weren’t ridiculously expensive. Yeah, Buckle, I’m talking about you!) that actually fit.

As a guy solidly in the Column/Skinny group, it’s almost impossible for me to find shirts that fit. I mostly buy from obscure Japanese & Korean companies off Amazon.

Or you could try The Vast Wasteband: