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Miss Manners addressed this "compliment" idea once, when a woman wrote in to ask, basically, "should I say 'thank you' to the construction workers who catcall me?" and Miss Manners was like, "Um, no, those are not 'compliments,' please do not be pathetic and say 'thank you,' and maybe you need therapy if you find your

Right? I used to get hollered at first thing in the morning, walking my kid to school. Unshowered, baggy sweats, no makeup, hair in a bun. I feel like it's even more disconcerting when you think you're in "invisible" mode. Like, if I'm in a pencil skirt and pumps I still don't want to get hollered at, but at least

I am totally printing out these cards, but I worry some of the men who I would potentially give them to wouldn't understand large words like "objectified".

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables

It's weird that they don't like being accosted by a stranger on the street telling them what she thinks about them.

I just do not how to get there from here.

Because, you know, women were put on this earth to satisfy a man, so if she feels offended, she shouldn't have ever been born."

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at that lovely ass."

CLAUDIA AND THE PHANTOM PHONE CALLS!!! OMFG.

Frankly, I'm impressed that he doesn't charge "$10 dollars" a hour.

can't imagine he's broke, as those veneers scream "I know how to get a good bargain!"

-I will not babysit any kids of the age that still wear diapers, I don't change any diapers, sorry.

I only charge $10 a hour.

So I'm supposed to post a photo of my puppy here, right? Here's Coleman after a rousing round of fetch:

YOU ARE RIGHT IKEA I NEED PUPPIES TO MATCH MY NEW SULTAN HAVBERG WITH BEKKESTUA. I WILL NAME THE PUPPY KOTTBULLAR IN YOUR HONOR.

They really missed out on the chance to call this thing Beastro.

Start working at home with FaceCat! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link identifying cat faces on the internet, go to

Where does he know he is not allowed to go? He goes there.

My mom bought a webcam for 20 bucks that hooks up to the wifi and rotates so we could see the cat when she came to visit me.