If you take meaningless stats like that away, how much sports commentary is even left? Then we can replace color commentators with robots that just repeat variations of “defense wins championships” and “the team that wants it more wins it” over and over again.

Maybe that contributed, but Aaron Rodgers was drafted 24th, Brees and Favre in the second round, and Brady was passed over by everybody many times. I was never a huge Tony Romo fan, but he was an undrafted free agent who made three pro bowls.

who missed five kicks that could’ve totaled 13 points.

League: Bears can’t injure Rodgers if we never call a single fucking hold.

I think the higher seating position is more comfortable for people to get in and out of, number 1, and also affords them better visibility in general. As the window line has come up and up and up on sedans, and as SUVs and pickups have become more popular, many people feel the general visibility a sedan provides (and…

Imagine Batman & Robin, but campy. 

The gender politics in Mulan are indeed far from perfect, but you’ve chosen to focus on some really strange things to make your argument.

Normally I’m mad when changes are made from the comics. Especially one as fundamental as web shooters — but seeing the first movie, I actually prefer organic web shooters. I get that Peter is supposed to be smart but come on. NASA couldn’t build those web shooters and he made them, in high school, from scraps? And if…

+1 sound-wave testicle massage at 500 yards.

Hey, Harley HAS to try something to get back some market share.

You really ought to watch The Terror if you haven’t yet.

Year old stat but pretty telling

Look, if you can’t see the clear parallels between ‘The Dark World’ and Wim Wenders’ classic tale of yearning and existentialism, ‘Wings of Desire’, then I don’t know what to say to you.

“Because she’s potentially taking the role from a trans actor”

No she isn’t.

I don’t say that to be mean or dismissive, I say that as a fact: This movie does not get financed and made unless the lead goes to an A-Lister like ScarJo. Full Stop.

That’s the reality right now. It sucks, and I wish it weren’t so, but it is.…

My favorite so far:

Funny, I was walking down the street thinking about TPM (yes I’m that pathetic) and I was wondering why Qui-Gon didn’t just say fuck you to Watto and take Shmi and Ani. What’s he gonna do? Call the Hutts, whom he probably owes money to? What would they do anyway? Go up against the Jedi and the Republic? stupid and…

I hope someone sends this to Goose Gossage.

Counterpoint: Institute school uniforms.

The biggest, shittiest thing about gathering reviews around numbers is the publishers that tie employee bonuses to these Metacritic numbers.