I’m not a football fan anyway. But even I can see that there are a number of pylons currently sitting in backup QB positions that are objectively shittier than he is, and still can’t find a spot.

That’s fine for your well-run roadway system with limited traffic out in the hinterlands. That doesn’t work in more populated areas where expressways are used as general transportation to and from work, for example. Where I live, for example, the on ramps and off ramps are placed together close enough such that the car…

Are there laws that prevent wheelies on expressways? 

Can you point us to any of these studies of evidence? I can believe data that “no died in Montana on roads with no speed limits, but every one dies on the New Jersey turnpike because of speed limits” if you don’t take into account the traffic density difference of those situations.

And don’t forget the team of other drivers who are scouting out ahead of you pushing cars out of your lane. Because everyone has that that available to you when driving cross-country.

Your honor, I’d like a citation of those facts and numbers presented to the court.

Farmville : Fury Road must be your jam. If you go to the “Bullet farm” you have to plant a bunch of carrots.

I think that the dust storm sequence at the end, what makes it feel real is that the camera stays at a distance at vehicle level, pretty much like any footage you see if a tornado from tornado chasers.

Yeah. I think this is what is intriguing about it. The film doesn’t include any “wacky spinning camera move flying all over the place because we did it all in CG anyway so we can awe-inspire you by moving a camera through a series of gears in a pocketwatch and up and down a chimney” kind of thing. The camerawork is…

While not defending the Mai outfit, I have to ask, as far as Smash Bro characters go, how much do you expect to get from their character designs of ANY character “as a person?” That’s just a silly argument.

It depends. I really could do with an Olympics that doesn’t deal with countless and countless swimming events; the fact that one person can enter so many events would indicate that there’s very little difference between events. Micheal Phelps didn’t win so many medals because he’s a well rounded athlete, it’s because…

Yeah, the Bears offensive line has been a mess this year.  And with Hicks out of the lineup, it turns out that the bears defense isn’t that great either.

1) instant reply and super slo-mo video.

The thing with Jordan is that as he got older, he changed his game to accommodate his age a bit ( less driving and dunking, more 3 point fades). Of course he still did the 4 steps and carry thing that would've gotten most players flagged for traveling...

When worrying about proper ethnic culture things, Mortal Kombat is probably the last brand that you want to bring into the conversation to use as an example. I mean, scorpion and sub zero are both completely meaningless to any real Asian touch points. They are, in effect, just colorful costumes that punch each other.

At least there won’t be another week of “Chase Daniels is the answer to take the Bears to the Superbowl.”

Well he's basically right about no one is a fan of SI, everyone is a fan of their teams.  SI routinely ignores Tom Brady most weeks when writing about the NFL... I'm not sure why I should care about some random WR playing at the college level.

In a world where musical artists show off their monthly royalty checks for .0005 cents from music subscriptions sites like Spotify and Apple Music, let’s all celebrate the exact same model for video game creators!

In the post-game interviews, Nagy admits that he told every official near him that he’s going to call a time out on the next play, and that he’s going to shadow what ever official he can legally shadow within earshot. Odds are there are time out flags and screams going on offscreen the millisecond the receiver catches…

Both Roughing the Passer calls were very Tom Brady worthy. In both cases the QB was still in the process of throwing, they were both cleanly wrapped up and simply fell down. Heck, the amount of effort Goldman put into trying to not touch Flacco when he was getting up resembled some crazy Circque Du Soliel routine.