What Apple realised long ago is that technical stuff isn’t that interesting to most people.

As someone who liked reading the X-Men comics, but never got into Fantastic Four at all, what’s so cool about a silver guy on a flying surf board?

I would be even more amusing if Javy Báez winds up accidentally shredding his hamstring or something on that knee-down. 

I’ve always thought that star wars ends by causing the big bang, which explains the "Galaxy a long time ago" thing 

Plus cornhole national championships! Hooray for monthly fees!

Ant Man proved that alternate dimensions have different time frames.

I guess that didn’t bother me so much because the fight with 4-stone Thanos was a much more calculated fight whole goal was simply to remove the gauntlet, with a lot wacky distracting teamwork stuff going on. Punching out Thanos wasn’t even a secondary consideration.

From what I’ve read, victory gardens were the end result of the Japanese internment.

And Kirk popping wheelies on a dirt bike isn’t Star Trek?

it turns out that Casablanca is pretty fun to watch with a crowd in theater. The first time you watch Casablanca alone at home, you aren’t really sure if you should be laughing at all of the sarcasm Bogart is throwing around.

That’s what happened to Dave Foley (well, without the 13 kids with 12 different mothers thing). His divorce settlement was set during his heydays on “NewsRadio” but as his career has faded, his settlement agreement still requires him to pay that same amount even though he makes no where near that amount he did back in…

Well, the difference is that Gal Gadot also has had military / martial arts training in the past.

Jane Foster Thor is good!

Gaurdians 2 bugged me because it seemed like everyone in the universe speaks like a smartass. Why in the heck is a living planet cracking pee jokes?

500 Days of Summer

Oh there’s a lot. For example:

Well at least we can finally get a true representation of Thor, you know, the one that stands there with a lot of slow motion shots of the bullet shells falling to the ground as he fires off a few rounds from his mighty machine gun.

It seems like Professor Hulk sort of became the “cool hero” during the 5 year snappening.

I’m impressed that they even built THAT amount of the set. 

It turns out that DE-LEo is new new type of droid the C3PO marries.