It would explain why the gauntlet broke.

That’s not how the human body works!

You know what bothers me along those lines? That NFL.com has power rankings. You’d think that the NFL itself would at least try to have the appearances that all teams under their banner are roughly equal. But instead it’s “here’s a list of our favorites!”

It sounds like it’s less “new fangled offenses” and more “how do we get the defense to score more often.”

I believe it was cap money. No one wants to spend big bucks on a kicker when there are plenty available for a cheaper paycheck. Let’s face it, if you told Gould to hit the crossbars 4 times out 8 tries and you’ll give him $100 million, he couldn’t do it.

This is the best version:

I know that no airline would ever go with this, because there’s too much money to be made from business class people who bring 2 giant oversized bags with them ( who pay to get on early to stuff both of them in the baggage space ), but I wouldn’t mind seeing people with no luggage or 1 piece the size of a purse…

Frankly, I’d put any Fatal Frame game above any Resident Evil game in a ranking horror games list.

I guess this is what happens when your team is Aaron Rodgers plus 50 other replaceable guys.

There’s no reason why a car can’t have basic radio functions and bluetooth for making phone calls.

There’s a difference between “not shaving” and “maintaining a well-groomed beard”.

Yeah. It seems like you are much better trading players away for multiple draft picks than “tanking for the top”.

Shouldn’t those eyes be watching your DVD player while you drive?

The problem is that games in particular are never really “done”, they are “shipped.” Given another 6 months of crunch time, you can always find another 6 months of tweaks and bugs to fix.

Gary Oldman, Emma Thompson, Ralph Fiennes, Helen Bonham Carter, and Alan Rickman aren’t mainstream actors? You must have terrible tastes in movies.

Is it a pretty common thing in the Miami games where the home team gets to sit in the sweet stadium shade while the away team has a fleet of people running around with stretchers trying to create areas of shade?

Sixteen Candles always felt like it belonged more on the “screwball comedy” list than the rom-com list to me, considering that so much of that movie is exaggerated comedy and not really meant to be taken seriously. To analyze it as some sort of date-rape acceptance movie is weird.

I’ve often wondered that since “fun football” is all about gunslinging the ball around, as opposed to defensive slog fests, why don’t people push for changing football’s rules to only have 10 defenders on the field?

At same time....