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fatshion query: ladies with big thighs, what is the secret to keeping your shorts from kind of riding up toward the crotch? I just wanna wear shorts, and normally wear long ones to prevent this, but shorter shorts are cute too! Is there a specific cut I should buy or what?

Yet weirdly they're using the same sex-object standards everyone else seems to.

I am terrified of my liver just up and giving up, almost to the point that I'm considering quitting drinking totally (I got the okay for occasional drunkeness from my doctor but 11 years of NSAIDs has got to be fucking me up right?)

ooh, I want to play. Cymbalta, Plaquenil, Flurbiprofen, cyclobenzaprine, Singulair, and NuvaRing, plus vitamins and melatonin for sleep. Basically my body is a shambles but this is the current cocktail that keeps my chronic pain manageable so I don't spend every day in bed incapacitated. I've been on some kind of

I don't know if being called those names is quite the same as being raped or assaulted.

Kinda still weirds me out if we're not friends outside of work.

Love her and will have to scope this out.

That's quite a presumption of sentencing considering they've only been through the hearings on whether or not the kids were even competent to stand trial. I hope they get mental health treatment as well, but I don't think there's currently any other system that would be able to deal with their rehabilitation than the

Most little kids don't stockpile weapons when 'planning' on hurting someone. It would be one thing if these were two kids who said 'I want to kill her' and then were being prosecuted for that — these kids had a gun and a plan in writing. You don't see a difference between normal kid aggression and that?

I literally just got my first full sized bed like three weeks ago, at age 25. Was my childhood deprived?

Signing the "in defense of Roman Polanski" petition kind of killed him for me.

Yeah weird how people might think you're a NAZI if you're really into NAZI shit, huh.

Can't handle this dude conducting a basketball band with a baton.

I can think of very few things fouler than taking a shot from a trombone slide — the idea that any pep band trombone gets regularly cleaned is laughable so ugahfgakjfgh. I'm sad y'all aren't friends with your team though.

Only of people who have opted to follow her.

She's at a fucking professional business conference and a dude who worked for a company sponsoring that conference is behind her making dick jokes, during a presentation about how to make tech more friendly to women. If I was eating in a restaurant reserved for a business luncheon and a dude representing the company

Not precisely, but they do seem to have fired her for dividing the developer community, so I don't know if it didn't contribute to it. http://blog.sendgrid.com/a-difficult-situation/

Why should either of them be fired? She tweeted about some people who were obnoxious and creating a shitty conference environment. They told some shitty jokes. I don't really see why anyone should lose their jobs over this?