@crookedKerouac: Well, to be fair, lots of people who break up aren't forced to do an international tour with their ex by the Disney marketing machine. Not that that's an excuse for a coke binge but it seems pretty stressful.

If you're Southern, can you keep the line dancin' in?

@Dollywood: I think it's more indicative of being failed by the school system.

I wish her Bastard project had gone through. Man I hope someday she gets her shit together because I, too, am someone who grew up loving how she never seemed to take any shit.

@Niandra: Aw, where's the love for Janet Weiss?

@szwrld: I did like Mayday.

I hope she gets repowered.

@crunks: A little too Anglo.

@Ipomoea: But y'all do have a pretty sweet team of girlfriends — WNBA champs this year!

@XavierLucage: Because the national party has already given up on Texas as a lost cause, making viable fundraising almost impossible. Bill White was playing catch-up this whole time.

@maggeimerc: It's because the national party doesn't give a fuck about Texas. This is the first gubernatorial race the Democrats have contributed money to in like three elections.

@monkey_biz: Pretty sure the GDP of Texas is in the top twenty of the world, so it ain't just Texas that'd be hurting after that.

GOD WHY DIDN'T WE ELECT BILL WHITE?

@Ginger Gal: *NSYNC's Christmas album always comes out for the holidays, because it's the epitome of Christmas cheer.

I would just like to post a super brown-nosy comment and say I have thoroughly enjoyed all your posts today, MoGlo!

@functional_alcoholic: I finally had to give in and shave my legs because it's tight season. Time to find a trimmer!

I want to like this but...it's Zach Snyder. C'mon.

@strawberrychortcake: Your friend is amazing.

I always feel like a dick not offering up my seat, but I'm disabled. :/ Sometimes I use a cane and almost always have to ask a dude to get up so I can sit down rather than have to juggle holding a pole and a cane and a purse.

@Neato Burrito: daaaang yo.