Same, I just assumed they were positing a future where different Kevin Smith movies hold up than we would have expected.

As someone who JUST watched “We Need to Talk About Kevin”, this was a great week of watching parents making terrible yet sympathetic decisions that may or may not have ruined their families.

Alternate theory: The internet is a bad idea and everyone on it sucks

You seem like fun

*frantically jerks off into a martini glass*

This is the most depressing comment I’ve ever read.

Twinsies! My favorite part of these shows is also insulting the appearance of other women!

We should also euthanize the mentally ill, #AMIRITE?!

You’re kind of a dick. Freedom to not participate is a pretty important freedom if you actually care about representative democracy.

It’s clearly Jezebel’s slogan. You’re commenting on an article about this BECAUSE of Jezebel.

Oh cool. You just described 99% of the world who doesn’t give a shit who she is in the first place. Thank you for your insight?

The simplistic storytelling and frustrating lack of momentum makes people go gaga.

“likely for bringing up an old blind item that legally we can’t discuss on Jezebel OR Bravo”

Love when a company gets sued into having morals. Best is how openly they resent it.

I can’t believe someone got paid to inelegantly write 3.5 paragraphs about how she’s an adult now and realized that a shitty show is shitty.

But did you hear the latest? Dan Smith will teach you guitar!

“knew” is still a strong word though.

Nobody said it was you, you narcissitic fuck. I wanna block SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE first.

That’s not what happened though. It would be like if you got Canadian citizenship and someone said you were Canadian and Katie said “No, they’re not.”

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong.

Wait? Is the title a spoiler? The trailer says they’re ROBBING Anne Hathaway, but the fact that there’s supposed to be 8 people (and your description) make it seem like she’s part of the crew...

Definitely, that’s fair. Doesn’t make it an “excuse” for TLJ, but it’s definitely not that movie’s fault. To that point, Johnson paced that thing like a locomotive, so those questions felt less heavy than they did in TFA.