There is no wage gap between women and black men.

Ha! None of you know who I was!

Um, no... again, the jogger is the bad guy here. But look at their feet. The first guy he passes is walking in the sun. She is walking in the shade. They’re not in the same line. After the jogger passes the man, he drifts slightly into the shade... but at the point the jogger passes by each of them, the guy is a good…

Yea, exactly. I don’t actually agree that she was really moving out of his way, but it’s irrelevant because
A. It’s the responsibility of the faster moving person to make the adjustment. That’s just logical... they’re awareness of pacing and trajectory is greater than someone who’s moving more slowly. As a slower…

I don’t even think she was imbibing in this story.

“but they have benefitted from increasing demand for diverse perspectives.”

I’m just picturing old-ass racists nodding in agreement every couple sentences. “Yes, I also believe race-mixing is bad and these people only have jobs because the liberal media is trying to fill a quota”

“Nanjiani sidestepped this critique by noting The Big Sick’s depiction of his brother in a happy relationship with a Pakistani woman satisfies those optics.”

You wrote “sidestepped” but meant to say “accurately rebutted”

The height of New York sports arrogance when my father-in-law said it was “disgraceful” that they hadn’t had a championship since the 70's. And it’s just like, knowing that he’s a Yankees, Rangers, and Giants fan made me want to call a WAHmbulance.

Right, Italians do. Her whole family is from Italy. I dont’ quite go that heavy, but then again, only my dad is off-the-boat. He doens’t even have an accent and more or less says it like that.

Uh, Ellen made the anus joke

I mean, her parents certainly had accents. I tend to overpronounce Italian food words because that’s how I’m used to hearing them said. People give me shit for adding an ‘-ay’ to the end of “provolone” or insist on only saying “panini” if it’s in the plural form.

Don’t deep fry things in olive oil, but certainly sautee things that aren’t too thick at low temperature. Those risotto balls would probably get too greasy in olive oil... I’d go for 90/10 soya/olive oil blend.

Because most strains are made up and don’t mean anything anyway?

Fun coincidence:
A plot point in “Don’t Think Twice” is when Keegan Michael Key makes an SNL-type show and recycles a sketch that came up organically during an improv performance to appear in his show that night, despite it coming up organically when they were doing the whole improv thing. The movie’s kind of…

“Ahhhh interesting she included the “year and a half” part, wasn’t this around the time...”
Alex Jones, is that you?

“I don’t want to perpetuate false rumors so I’ll not say it here but you cant find it online.”
What a cop-out. You’re not Anderson Cooper. Just say it, you loser. Nobody cares enough to sue you”

I follow Tig on Twitter, watched her show on Amazon, watched her docs on Netflix, have seen every taped stand-up performance and late night appearance she’s ever done, and seen her perform live twice. I’ve never heard of this movie, and in fact once thought a funny skit would be a depressed adult who goes to Chuck E.…

“Is this ‘scientifically speaking’ claim peer-reviewed?”
“Yes. At least four puppy professionals asked ‘Who’s a good dog?’ and both subjects enthusiastically wagged their tails”

I saw the headline and was like “What bullshit outfit would defend Buzzfeed here?”. Wasn’t disappointed to see it is from the old Gawker media empire.

You can tell the Cowboys fan started it because at 0:13, the other Giants’ fan’s friend in the Beckham jersey turns his back to him to calmly shrug his shoulders and be like “What’s that guy’s problem?”