Oh no! Viral dog means the rabies. They’re gonna put him down and cut off his head.

A) I feel a bit old now. At 34, it never occurred to me that anyone would think the Lohan version was even worth watching, when the Mills version was basically the reason to be excited for a Disney Channel free preview weekend (back when Disney was a premium cable channel).

Jon and Dany share a buttload of DNA.

Boy, y’all aren’t even trying to keep spoilers out of headlines, huh? Kinja’s changed you, man.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?