"attacks"

Yea, I'd be heartbroken if a woman I impregnated aborted a fetus I put there. I just don't quite agree with abortion on a personal level when I'd have a potential stake in it. Also, who knows how I'd react if that happened?

I mean I wasn't saying it was amazing pizza. I just mean it's better than Pizza Hut, Domino's, Little Caesar's, S'barro, and Cici's. Partly because it's unique instead of trying to approximate "real" pizza. But mainly because that garlic butter sauce is fucking great.

Although she also puts "pro-choicers" in air quotes in that video, so I could be wrong.

I don't think she "switched" her opinion as much as she obfuscated it previously. She only kind of implied that pro-choice people were "baby killers" instead of saying it outright. She said the pro-choice movement is about "rare and safe abortions; that's how they avoid sounding like straight-up baby-killers, by…

Ah, no. None of that. One of the only places in town to find chinotto though.

I don't know, it's not my fault the right doesn't understand satire.

Originally I read "cryptozoologist" and was like, "That has nothing to do with bigfoot"

Oh, this looks a lot more like a bunch of amateur comedians' tweets than a check-in on the wall.

I used to listen to this song back in college when I was late to class. Guaranteed to make me walk at least 45% faster.

Truck stops

I mean it's slang… spelling changes over time. Common usage (at least from what I've seen) dictates that it's "cumming" now. More importantly, unless the context is explicit, it's more clear to have an alternate spelling.

Don't you want to be on the front lines for the next survey?

You could have just said "only if you're a porn star"

Papa John's is the best of the chains that I've had. Nobody's ever heard of Papa Murphy's.

Yea, I'd always prefer more "homemade" pizza, but Papa John's is the best of the cahins.

Ugh, I certainly hope not. The only time I ever ate there was 14 years ago and it was shit.

I had a customer whose salad order was romaine and then like 8 other toppings when I worked at a deli. Pretty much everyone besides him would order from the menu (chef's salad, garden salad, chicken caesar, etc). We eventually just started writing "Rick's Salad" on the tickets.

I don't do it because it's cool, I do it because it's trash? Their chicken is fatty and gross and their sliced meat is over-salted. Hell, their salami's almost gray.
I love that they brag about making their bread in house because like, maybe they should get a real bakery to do that. The shit's grainy as hell and…

My dad's off-the-boat and owns an Italian deli… but one time I went to Subway just to check it out. I got a chicken parm on cold bread (when I asked them to toast it, they said verbatim "Dude, we're not Quizno's") and then they asked if I wanted LETTUCE on it!