Legitimately started going to William Elliott Whitmore concerts after I played that game.

The first Rockstar Red Dead game was the ONLY time I found myself so engrossed in meaningless side quests.

"Creepypasta, for those who don’t know, is basically the internet’s version of scary stories."

"strong tea party, anti-government" is not the same as racist and crazy though. That's literally what I'm saying. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't make them harmful. Trump's rise to legitimacy is actually starting to prove that wrong.

I read that you thought the fox from Zootopia was "cuddly and doable"

She's feuded with everyone from A$AP Rocky to Sarah Palin to The Stone Roses to T.I. to Perez Hilton to Nicki Minaj to Pharrell to Russell Crowe to a 14 year-old Disney channel actress. It's impressive!

No, they really weren't though. Rubio and Jeb Bush are both reasonable, mostly non-partisan conservatives that I just happen to not agree with because I'm extremely Liberal.

And to think, this likely would have never happened if not for The Man with the Iron Fists

She's off the charts:
http://i.imgur.com/8w9G7BS.jpg

You know, politics shouldn't consist of telling everyone who wants to vote for a major political party candidate that they're monsters or saying he's an evil racist pig instead of discussing fundamental policy differences.

Hey, thanks for repeating the same thing that's in the article. Really helps me remember it when I can read it twice.

User/comment synergy

Ooh, even better idea. Someone should hire him to do literally anything else.

I agree with The Firm being top tier running for him. The single take crane shot in Mission: Impossible 3 has to be a close second though.

This fails to mention that Mario Van Peebles is directing.

After his "grab them by the pussy" comments I realized he was more-or-less a walking Yelp review of a strip club.

Considering the movie he was promoting ten years ago was The Da Vinci Code, does this mean that Tom Hanks just keeps having to star in Dan Brown adaptations so we can see him do comedy again?

Well that's what they based the design of the Chinese finger trap on.

Never heard of that, any good?

Well sure, but them's the breaks. It's all made up anyway, so who cares.
You have an older sibling? That typically helps cross generational "divides". I feel the same way and I'm 32 (although I've never had a Big Mac).