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Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but

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one who’d like to preserve the perception of themselves as brave truth-tellers, but would prefer not actually having to engage in any of that risky truth-telling business.

The pancakes in that GIF look so f’n tasty. It’s all I can think about now. I may have to do something about this. Something drastic. Something embarrassing. Something shameful. Something I’ll certainly regret shortly afterwards. I might go to Denny’s.

I was replying to “This is not the first time Bette Midler has tweeted an inane, racist tweet and been dragged across Twitter.”

#Beyoncé has 133 million Instagram followers. More than double the people who voted for Trump. Wouldn’t it be amazing if the #BeyHive mobilized to defeat him? I also wouldn’t mind if a regular bee hive fucked his shit up.”

He also used Taylor Swift as an example of people Midler should have gone after, but he jumped all over Swift earlier this week despite Swift openly advocating for Democrats. So ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Right, like she didn’t say “Beyonce tell your fans to vote”, if anything this is a call out to her fans and not Beyonce directly.

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

She needs to fire her publicist.

I have one, not entirely unlike your play shame! In the late 1980s, my kindergarten teacher put on the world’s shittest blackface as part of a reenactment of Rosa Parks’ taking a stand on a bus. It looked like she’d used someone’s leftover clay facial mask, like it was really grey and dusty-looking, so my

I thought Silicon Valley was what Trump calls Melenia’s cleavage.

Does PBR count as cheap? 

They only do that because if they accuse someone else of being a Nazi it carries the implication that they are not Nazis.

Oi Guvna, ave’nt ad eel pie in a fortnight!

We’re sure Bannon isn’t already working for him?

Now I kind of want to follow you... And then unfollow you a few days later. Before I follow you again, because I’m a psycho and I like to mess with people.