Old white guy I’ve seen you take some heat on here before for your takes. I think folks get gaslit by your handle and misread your sarcasm and crusty demeanor which are so prevalent in your demographic.  I'm giving you a star.  You can keep it in the breast pocket of your lacoste golf shirt.

No you were right, who knew that speaking entirely in sarcasm and irony would lead to misunderstanding?

It could have ended after the rag-dolling. The group beat-down that followed felt excessive.

Great way to start my Saturday!

Anybody remember “Peggy Sue Got Married”? Kathleen Turner goes back in time with a chance to redo high school choices. There’s a gag where she gifts a song to her future ex-husband (Nick Cage). Its “She loves you” in a pre-Beatles world to give him the music biz break he never got on the original timeline. He…

Im gonna guess that back in upper crust yester-year that elbows on the table led to table cloths and linen place settings being pulled off the table. Thus the no elbows introduction to proper etiquette.  Like so many other anachronisms.

Interesting factoid for the law abiding or PSA for the uncaught; in jail, not incorporating a courtesy flush is a beat-down offence. Push-Pinch-Flush, Push-Pinch-Flush, repeat as necessary.

Are you feeling ok Larry? You look a little grey around the gills.

You should have just started addressing him as “Junior” and joined in the laugh.

I swear I was rushing through the article to get to the comments and haven’t been disappointed. +1 everyone